
That’s right, bitches.
Facial hair. Bowler hat. Win cane. Best RDJHolmes anyone could ask for.
I’m so excited 8DDD
“That’s the way we found it this morning” Not sure what to make of that“Maybe he’s having a bad day.” oh great.
“Then maybe we could go to the police with our evidence and get the bad guys arrested.” Umm…
”She was one of their own.” What.
“I got my first tattoo when I was a freshman in college”
O“One never had the smallest clue as to what had happened to them” umm ok then.
“Jesús?” wtf
“That’s a good idea.” awh yiss
“Hahahahaha.” I AM NO SHITTING YOU.
“The whole ceremony was performed very seriously, not like some daily rite but with a real show of feeling.” - The Brothers of Karamazov
l o l
“They followed the girl up some steep corner-stairs without meeting anyone, and stopped in the dark while she went on for a candle.”
That’s not creepy at all.
“Again, although the assault rifle is not ideal for defense against the living dead, a member of the AK-47 family will be your best bet.”
My sex life is filled with semi to fully automatic weaponry. And zombies.
I’m not quite sure what this means.
“Why not?”
Oh. Taking a page out of Dean’s book then. Not complaining.
Thank you, Harry Potter.“The triump of faith over facts requires a willful disregard of the realities of crime and criminal justice.”-My Intro to Forensic Science textbook I still haven’t put away from last semester
….Sounds accurate.
“People started to ask him if he already went to a doctor. He needed to check his sex compulsion.”
wtf
“The sheriff had a mashed-in face and quick brown eyes.”
Erm…
STUDY IN SCARLET:
- Good job - said Holmes.
*thud*
“I really admire people who know what they’re talking about” said Martinsson.
This would be excellent
Interview with the Vampire
‘It was filled not only with the French and Spanish of all classes who had formed in part its peculiar aristocracy, but later with immigrants of all kinds, the Irish and the German in particular’
filled… with… the Irish and the German in particular

Excellent.
Thor likes to throw things on the ground. I just about died laughing when I watched this <3
(via riddleston)
SexAvoy
…Cere, Matt was near this man. JFC
JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEL!! Too busy fapping…
This is how I type my fanfiction. From the other side of the room with a pole.
(I look like a disgruntled Asian piloting a gondola)
You have no idea how much I appreciate you right now <3